My hobbies are fast cars
and fast women.    
                  
Because... That's why guys in
my car club call me "The Cruiser."
 

Sure, Mohawk has beaten us years in a row.                
Sure, they're terrific athletes.
They have the best equipment available.                  
Hell, every team they're sending here
has their own personal masseuse.                  
Not masseur. Masseuse.   
                  
But it doesn't matter.   
                  
Do you know that every Mohawk competitor
has an electrocardiogram... 
                  
blood and urine tests
every 4  hours...   
                  
to see if there's any change
in his physical condition?
                  
Do you know that they use the most
sophisticated training methods...   
                  
from the Soviet Union,
East and West Germany...   
                  
and the newest Olympic power,
Trinidad-Tobago?   
                  
But it doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter!   
                  
I tell you,
it just doesn't matter!   
                  
Even! Even if we win...
                  
If we win! Ha!
                  
Even if we play
so far over our heads...
            
that our noses bleed
for a week to ten days...
               
even if God in heaven above...   
                  
comes down and points His hand
at our side of the field...   
                  
even if every man,
woman and child...   
                  
held hands together
and prayed for us to win...   
                  
it just wouldn't matter...   
                  
because all the really
good-looking girls...   
                  
would still go out
with a guy from Mohawk...   
                  
'cause they got all the money!   
                  
It just doesn't matter
if we win or we lose!
 

I don't like nobody
touching my stuff!   
                  
So just keep your meat hooks off.   
                  
If I catch any of you guys
in my stuff, I'll kill you.   
                  
Also, I don't like
nobody touching me.   
                  
Now, any of you homos...   
                  
...touch me, and I'll kill you.

 

I got 3 balls ....Yes one more then you and they are large.