i just graduated from Villanova this past year.  as of now, playing poker is my job.  

i also love competing in obscure things like dodgeball, ping pong, and go.  you'd probably actually never meet a more competitive person than me and i'm not exaggerating.

We put our pants on one leg at a time, like everyone else, but, when our pants are on- we don't lose.

 We roll with the top down.  Winning is everything to us and nothing else matters.

And oh yeah, we'll spear any team that gets in our way.

 We're smart and can probably memorize the roads in the west before we get on the show.  If that doesn't work, we'll use our good looks and charm to get directions and escorts from locals.