I make sure to keep pics of my extremely suxual body off the internet just so women don't try and claim that I fathered their beautiful children...I see someone is trying to blackmail me....
Not only does that long antenna get good reception but it helps with the ladies as well...just something about a mildly thick and long piece of rubber when places in my hands...........it does wonders!
Wtf? none of my kids will have blue eyes or matching jeans booty shorts. It's just not in my genes. Are you sure this is not your first day of kindergarten Elvis? I know you are embarrassed, but no one will believe it's mine.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Lol Elvis, you can still type. The thing is, I've never been preggo once, so someone is getting preggo and trying to claim me as the mother. I thought it was the other way around?
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Wow, was it a womb robbery?? That would not be good.....unless it is one of those crazy women who look similar, claiming to be you, who try to act like you, for the attention!! SCARY STALKER TYPE.....NOT GOOD!!
He was fully dressed when I met him....damn! LOL anyhoo....um, yeah, well, I used to dance, then when Cullen was two, my best friend, who also danced, taught him to "dance for a dollar", thought it was funny! Took me two years to break him of that!
He was fully dressed when I met him....damn! LOL anyhoo....um, yeah, well, I used to dance, then when Cullen was two, my best friend, who also danced, taught him to "dance for a dollar", thought it was funny! Took me two years to break him of that!
Rhea
You should have gotten video so you can embarrass him in his teen years.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Wouldn't that have been hilarious!!!??? Yeah, I have a lot of stories like that with my son. Like the one night no one was really looking at what he was watching, and they had the playboy girl doing some water race in these huge blowup spinner things, and Cullen looked around then said, "Hubba Hubba Girls" He didn't realize Tom watched the whole thing, and Tom looked at me and said, "Well, I guess I don't have to worry about him being gay"
Well, you two have fun, I have a play room to finish. Gotta a lot of equiptment to install, and i have to make sure the ceiling trusses are strong enough for the swing.....lol
Well, you two have fun, I have a play room to finish. Gotta a lot of equiptment to install, and i have to make sure the ceiling trusses are strong enough for the swing.....lol
Rhea
Have fun!
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
ha thats so funny,,,, strange but funny
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WTF? Was it an immaculate conception? He already has a receeding hairline at birth and a nicotine addiction. That's great.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
I heard this was the father:
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eeeeeeew, I must have been in a coma when this all happened. I don't trust those doctors.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
WHO FOUND A PICTURE OF ME!!??
I make sure to keep pics of my extremely suxual body off the internet just so women don't try and claim that I fathered their beautiful children...I see someone is trying to blackmail me....
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Mike, I'm sorry. It was the phone.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Not only does that long antenna get good reception but it helps with the ladies as well...just something about a mildly thick and long piece of rubber when places in my hands...........it does wonders!
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Oh no you had to mention the antenna. I am so embarrassed right now.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Don't worry...we can just tell everyone that it was my natural ability...it happens to me all the time
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LOL, on that note I'm headed to bed... alone.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
lol, that baby straight out is creepy
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I heard this was the father:
you look different in that pic Elvis
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I live pretty far from Roswell, but Los Alamos has issues with their labs leaking stuff.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
oh my dear goodness - i beleive I have shortened my life by a coupla years just looking at those pics...
meh - they're just the ones when i'll be toothless, drooling and in a diaper anyhow! Friggen awesome!
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OOHHHHHHHHHHHH Pretty!!!!
giggles,
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As Frenchie's baby boy got a little older she cried as she had to send him off into the real world for his first day of kindergarden:
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Boy he sure has an ass!!! I guess he went to some sort of all boys school???
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Wtf? none of my kids will have blue eyes or matching jeans booty shorts. It's just not in my genes. Are you sure this is not your first day of kindergarten Elvis? I know you are embarrassed, but no one will believe it's mine.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Poor Frenchie, you are right, your kids wouldn't have blue eyes.....so now to wonder, who is impersonating Frenchie??
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Rhea, I believe it's Steve. Two blue eyed people rarely make anything other than a blue eyed child.
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Frenchie I'm not saying a thing about who your baby daddy is...
cause you threaded my lips and I can't talk!
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So very true. I remember that from my genetics class in college....so it goes to say......
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Lol Elvis, you can still type. The thing is, I've never been preggo once, so someone is getting preggo and trying to claim me as the mother. I thought it was the other way around?
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Rhea, blue and brown can sometimes produce blue if the brown has blue as the recessive gene. So the possibilities are endless lol.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
As Frenchie's boy got older she was having trouble making ends meet so she took up pole dancing....
in her backyard, but found she was having trouble staying sober and on the pole!
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Wow, was it a womb robbery?? That would not be good.....unless it is one of those crazy women who look similar, claiming to be you, who try to act like you, for the attention!! SCARY STALKER TYPE.....NOT GOOD!!
Rhea
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Rhea, blue and brown can sometimes produce blue if the brown has blue as the recessive gene. So the possibilities are endless lol.
Cullen is proof of that ...he has blue, Tom has green and I have brown.....so genetics does work.
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I have so many people mistake me for someone else! I'm not joking.
Even Elvis thought that pic of his ex-wife was me. Sorry buddy, never happened. I know you're disappointed.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Poor baby, need some swaddling clothes?
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Who Elvis? I think he's into that.
His teen years
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Frenchie's son sometimes helps her at work...
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He was fully dressed when I met him....damn! LOL anyhoo....um, yeah, well, I used to dance, then when Cullen was two, my best friend, who also danced, taught him to "dance for a dollar", thought it was funny! Took me two years to break him of that!
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Burlesque shows sure. Elvis' son was helping me pick up tips.
I deny any offspring.
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He was fully dressed when I met him....damn! LOL anyhoo....um, yeah, well, I used to dance, then when Cullen was two, my best friend, who also danced, taught him to "dance for a dollar", thought it was funny! Took me two years to break him of that!
Rhea
You should have gotten video so you can embarrass him in his teen years.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Wouldn't that have been hilarious!!!??? Yeah, I have a lot of stories like that with my son. Like the one night no one was really looking at what he was watching, and they had the playboy girl doing some water race in these huge blowup spinner things, and Cullen looked around then said, "Hubba Hubba Girls" He didn't realize Tom watched the whole thing, and Tom looked at me and said, "Well, I guess I don't have to worry about him being gay"
Rhea
Over the years Frenchie kept dancing and the men showed up
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LOL Rhea that's hilarious.
Elvis, those men look more like zombies. Kinda scary.
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
thats the point Captin Obvious
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Well, you two have fun, I have a play room to finish. Gotta a lot of equiptment to install, and i have to make sure the ceiling trusses are strong enough for the swing.....lol
Rhea
Oh.
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I'll have to come test it out sometime Rhea
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Well, you two have fun, I have a play room to finish. Gotta a lot of equiptment to install, and i have to make sure the ceiling trusses are strong enough for the swing.....lol
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Have fun!
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I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Hugs to you both, and Elvis, you are more than welcome to come on out, So is Frenchie!! (No, no deviant thought process there....)
Off for now, like a new bride's bra
Rhea
LOL.
I'd make some of my special brownies ( no no pot and no grossness here) and bring them along. You'd love them.
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